OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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