"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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