She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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