I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Randomize
