my being single is dangerous.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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