we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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