At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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