Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Randomize
