It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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