We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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