The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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