Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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