did you get engaged???
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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