4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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