no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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