these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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