Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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