i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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