yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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