considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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