I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My bed smells like the plague
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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