I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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