Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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