talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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