Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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