We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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