Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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