Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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