we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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