Having a random hookup so left but love u
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he thought i was a dude.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
