He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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