So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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