That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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