why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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