Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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