I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize