he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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