so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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