Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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