I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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