There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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