just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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