i would punch a child for taco bell
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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