the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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