So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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