I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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