i don't plan on having that self control this summer
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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