: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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