that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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