So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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