wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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