omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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