i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
