I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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