Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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